Damn Keith! Thanks for sharing that pic. That dude kinda looks like you.Originally Posted by AlienXtx
Damn Keith! Thanks for sharing that pic. That dude kinda looks like you.
86 pile of shit 4runner with lots of fucking dents and no build direction
You guys need some of these up North and you would have less metballs rolling around.
OK.....here's the story
The worst part is she showed up the next night and I wasn't drunk. As soon as I saw her with less then 30 beers in me and a very large ass crack staring at me from the other side of the fire I leaned over to Chad and Told him I just puked a little. This time she brought another friend with her who was also fat,and looking for some Boyd sammich. Her friend then said she heard I gave good trail rides and wanted to know if I would take her out for one.... I have no idea if that was a proposition for a three some or just to bang her out, but at that point my dick was on strike from the horrible work conditions I had it in the night before so one of the West Virginia guys shagged her in his room...while his buddy was watching.
I refused to talk to or acknowledge her all night in hopes to avoid being raped again.
I ran away from the campfire.
She followed.
I snuck into Fred's room to sleep on his floor....she followed.
Fred distracted her as I ran to one of the bathrooms, locked the door, and slept on the floor.
The moral of the story is - don't put your dick in a fat chick when your drunk unless your drunk enough to totally forget doing so...and for gods sake make sure you don't ever see her sober after the deed.
Best "fuckin' a fat chick" story I've read this week.
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