An old man was sitting on his porch when he sees little Johnny come down the road with a run chicken wire. The Old man asked where he was going. Sir I'm going to get me some chickens. The old man just laughed and said ok... but that's not how that works. Bout an hour later here comes Johnny with a bunch of chickens in the chicken wire. Well ill be damned said the old man.
Next day he sees little Johnny comin' down the road with a strand of duct tape. He asked where ya goin Johnny? Johnny replied to get me some ducks. Ok said the old man but... that's not how that works. Bout an hour later he sees Johnny with a load of ducks attached to the duct tape. Well ill be damned he said.
Next day he sees Johnny comin with a pussy willow in his hand. He jumps up off the porch and yells for Johnny to hold on!! Wait here while I get my coat!