Recognizing your local D-TARD

AlienXtx

Nignog
Not a good pic (wife took it) but you should have seen it from the rear lol
 

AlienXtx

Nignog
Damn I wish I could have got a 360* of this fucktards truck, it was epic lol

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Anathollo

Armorall is my choice of lube
Staff member
Couldn't get a pic yesterday because the guys window tint was too dark. But it's a guy driving a brand new $70k F250 is pulling out of the Homeless Despot and he's got a bunch of new plants in the back seat instead of the bed. Like why the fuck do you have a truck then? lol
 

Anathollo

Armorall is my choice of lube
Staff member

Silverback

Lima Gulf Bravo Foxtrot Juliet Bravo
Yeah I could put them in the front of my bed and not damage them. Reminds me... I need to go buy a shitload of palms for the pool area.
 

Oswego

n00b
Couldn't get a pic yesterday because the guys window tint was too dark. But it's a guy driving a brand new $70k F250 is pulling out of the Homeless Despot and he's got a bunch of new plants in the back seat instead of the bed. Like why the fuck do you have a truck then? lol

Beds full of lime, shovels, and old hookers?
 

Anathollo

Armorall is my choice of lube
Staff member

Silverback

Lima Gulf Bravo Foxtrot Juliet Bravo
I know I can't see in the bed of my SD.. I can just see over the top of the bed. I know I know.. I'm short. :ciappa:
 

AlienXtx

Nignog
lol
 

Silverback

Lima Gulf Bravo Foxtrot Juliet Bravo
Not local.. but look at this dipshit. New Cheby HD-2500 towing a 28000lbs load. But he says it's rated to 35k lbs. No a 2500 is rated to 18500 bs.. so only 9500 lbs over limit. Hey no problem.

Fuck.. tried to insert the link at the correct time but it goes back to the beginning of the video.. anyhow, FF to 21:14 minute mark


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Oswego

n00b
lol

That hits close to home

NYC and AC boat shows were always a total sh*t show for me. My dad would have me be the "chaser" truck that was supposed to stop the cars from trying to pass the wide loads for the shows. NYC only allows wide loads at night so we would stack up and wait at the bridge then they would shut it down and 50-100 HUGE boats would get drug into the city for the next few hrs. No one ever checked my "DOT chaser paperwork" let alone any kind of ratings for any of the equipment. The LEO's were so over their heads with all the boats stacking up at the bridges they could barley keep control. I did that for a few years ~ Looking back it was fun ~ at the time I was sweating bullets as a young kid

Wish I had pics of the boats I used to move around the lot with my 99* Exploder Sport lol

Pretty sure thats part of the tranny issues I had multiple times in that truck
 

Oswego

n00b
10 times over almost 3 years Ive told our Fastenall salesman to stop blocking the street in front of our shop. So now he just leaves the truck running so if traffic is blocked my guys need to move it.

Next time he does it - I'm parking it around the block to prove the point :facepalm:

There are 5 other businesses that use this driveway and my neighbors get pissed off. Bad enough we clog it up with glass deliveries and boom trucks because we have no other choice.

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AlienXtx

Nignog
I would, I've moved the Snap-on truck before lol
 

AlienXtx

Nignog
Pos sounds like its hung in 3rd gear, think I might have clipped his invisible trailer with my actual one when I passed lol
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AlienXtx

Nignog
Car is just sitting out here with the lights under flicking through different colors lol
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AlienXtx

Nignog
This thread might need a new title. Dumb ass people in Keith's redneck world
Maybe "in Keith's travels" cause I'm all over lol
 

Taco Loco

Tired and Lazy, married to ‘The Laundry Fairy’
Maybe "in Keith's travels" cause I'm all over lol

The Jody Traveler, he is no UPS or Amazon driver, but he is hitting your spouses back doors all over his world.
 

AlienXtx

Nignog
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