Recognizing your local D-TARD

[Oswego]

Woke up expecting to be locked up, but I got lucky. No pain no gain

Yea, spoke too soon. Been locked up all weekend and today



Sad that McDonald's employees average 29 years old and 40% are over the age of 25. Glad all my tax dollars that go to schools are working to build that next generation up *sarcasm*

 

[AlienXtx]

 

[tx_shooter]

The bull bar just makes that so horrible it is almost a gag gift. Like hey; I bought you a new truck... but it is this thing.

 

[AlienXtx]

The bull bar just makes that so horrible it is almost a gag gift. Like hey; I bought you a new truck... but it is this thing.

The fucking hood is horrible too

 

[Anathollo]

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I've got pics of that truck or a similar truck here in Houston. I think I saw a black version of that at a Tim Horten's in Canada too

 

[Oswego]

Nothing says Tonka like a bunch of yellow plastic crap

& I'd be willing to bet we have some reformed bull bar owners in here

I never went full bull bar, but I did like parallel parking in the city with my avid bar

 

[CowboyTaco]

Technically, ARB advertises my bumper as a bull bar.

 

[Silverback]

I have never owned a bull bar AKA Damage multiplier

 

[Anathollo]

I have never owned a bull bar AKA Damage multiplier

AKA a hand rest for you while your boyfriend fucks you from behind

 

[Oswego]

the damage multiplier is why I eventually changed from Avid to a steel bumper. Little hard to push trees with the avid

first day I had the avid bar on one of my guys backed the company van into my truck as I was sitting in it on a jobsite. he got a rude awakening when I got out of my truck and said WTF!!!
Only reason I even got it was due to dipsh*t city drivers not knowing how to parallel park w/o slamming into my bumpers.

 

[Oswego]

Nominating my local architect today. When their drawings look worse than what a 3yo can do on a tablet and the idea is moronic they deserve it.

She wants me to hold glass in place on top of a desk with nothing but silicone

 

[Anathollo]

Nominating my local architect today. When their drawings look worse than what a 3yo can do on a tablet and the idea is moronic they deserve it.

She wants me to hold glass in place on top of a desk with nothing but silicone

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[Silverback]

 

[Oswego]

Guy must have his balls busted 24/7/365 by his buddy's

 

[AlienXtx]

 

[tx_shooter]

Nominating my local architect today. When their drawings look worse than what a 3yo can do on a tablet and the idea is moronic they deserve it.

She wants me to hold glass in place on top of a desk with nothing but silicone

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That is awesome.

 

[Anathollo]

Saw this guy on my way home from work yesterday

 

[Oswego]

seems legit. is that padlock just drilled through the lid/body of the box?

 

[Taco Loco]

Saw this guy on my way home from work yesterday
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I’m embarrassed that he has SHSU sticker, I would have thought Aggie or a Long Horn all day long.

 

[Taco Loco]

Future cop... SHSU Crimanal Justice