Could be doing a crotch carry. That seems to be the latest tacticool craze over the last year.
Recognizing your local D-TARD
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CowboyTaco
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So speaking of D-tards....we took the kids trick-or-treating last night. One of the neighbors had a firepit in their driveway and they were all huddled around it while handing out candy or s'mores. My daughter asked if she could have a s'more. I noticed they were using old 2x6 with nails sticking out of it for the fire. I quickly told her no and to grab some candy.
I had two different people hand my 2-year old a quadruple-chile popsicle while trick or treating last night. Like what in the fuck? Do you really think a 2-year wants this? And of course she got pissed when I immediately took it away from her.
Silverback
Lima Gulf Bravo Foxtrot Juliet Bravo
I was handing out candy last night, seems that every year around 8-9 o'clock the older Mexican kids come to the neighborhood. Last year some "kid" come up, he has a mustache.. not a fake one! I said GTFOH. Anyhow, last night was more the same.. group of "kids" come up.. at least 15-16.. one kid (biggest one) is wearing a full mask.. probably to hide his mustache...
Anyhow, he sees the Tacoma and he says "That's a badass Tacoma man"... definitely not a kid. LOL.. ahh fuck.
PSU Taco85
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Oswego
n00b
I've know people who I've seen doing this in person with pressure treated wood. Sadly it was their own kids cooking on it and when I warned them it was dismissed as "crazy". I stopped hanging out at that neihbors house because they were total tards. Nice people, but maybe they have an extra chromosome or something
CowboyTaco
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My daughter remembered the incident and reminded me that I told her we would make s'mores at home.
Went to the store to get graham crackers and marshmallows. Fired up the chiminea last night with some wood that I cut down last year. Kids got to have their s'mores. It might have been the first time for at least 2 of them. Kinda goes without saying, but they LOVED them.
Went to the store to get graham crackers and marshmallows. Fired up the chiminea last night with some wood that I cut down last year. Kids got to have their s'mores. It might have been the first time for at least 2 of them. Kinda goes without saying, but they LOVED them.
Is he... is that?... What the heck are they putting in the water around there? This is real time proof that nature requires balance with a university right there nature requires so many people with the IQ of a two year old flip flop (not the set - just the right flip flop) to balance out the average IQ in the area.
Just freaking wow...
Just freaking wow...
Silverback
Lima Gulf Bravo Foxtrot Juliet Bravo
I hope Colin chokes on a dick and dies.
Silverback
Lima Gulf Bravo Foxtrot Juliet Bravo
One thing we need to abolish is Colin Luvsthedick.
Hell no. Not enough lives left in the cat for that nightmare.
AlienXtx
Nignog
Pretty sure him and the tin hauler are brothers