Ted Cruz (R-Texas) for President in 2016
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TacoXpo
HOAX DENIER
Or hip-hop or the Kadashians.
Yeah, I just heard. My immediate response to the news of Scalia's death, and I quote: "FUCK!"
http://www.cnn.com/2016/02/13/politics/supreme-court-justice-antonin-scalia-dies-at-79/
http://www.cnn.com/2016/02/13/politics/supreme-court-justice-antonin-scalia-dies-at-79/
Yeah; already wondering if the Republican congress can drag this out long enough for the election.
Taco Loco
Tired and Lazy, married to ‘The Laundry Fairy’
Due to the climate of political correctness now pervading America, Kentuckians, Tennesseans and West Virginians will no longer be referred to as
'HILLBILLIES.'
You must now refer to them as
APPALACHIAN-AMERICANS.
And furthermore,
HOW TO SPEAK ABOUT WOMEN AND BE POLITICALLY CORRECT:
1. She is not a 'BABE' or a 'CHICK' - She is a
'BREASTED AMERICAN. '
2. She is not 'EASY' - She is
'HORIZONTALLY ACCESSIBLE.'
3. She is not a 'DUMB BLONDE' - She is a
'LIGHT-HAIRED DETOUR OFF THE INFORMATION SUPERHIGHWAY.'
4. She has not 'BEEN AROUND' - She is a
'PREVIOUSLY-ENJOYED COMPANION.'
5. She does not 'NAG' you - She becomes
' VERBALLY REPETITIVE.'
6. She is not a 'TWO-BIT HOOKER' - She is a
' LOW COST PROVIDER.'
HOW TO SPEAK ABOUT MEN AND BE POLITICALLY CORRECT:
1. He does not have a 'BEER GUT' - He has developed a
'LIQUID GRAIN STORAGE FACILITY.'
2. He is not a 'BAD DANCER' - He is
' OVERLY CAUCASIAN.'
3.. He does not 'GET LOST ALL THE TIME' - He
' INVESTIGATES ALTERNATIVE DESTINATIONS.'
4. He is not 'BALDING' - He is in
'FOLLICLE REGRESSION.'
5. He does not act like a 'TOTAL ASS' - He develops a case of
RECTAL-CRANIAL INVERSION.'
6. It's not his 'CRACK' you see hanging out of his pants - It's
'TROUSER CLEAVAGE.'
'HILLBILLIES.'
You must now refer to them as
APPALACHIAN-AMERICANS.
And furthermore,
HOW TO SPEAK ABOUT WOMEN AND BE POLITICALLY CORRECT:
1. She is not a 'BABE' or a 'CHICK' - She is a
'BREASTED AMERICAN. '
2. She is not 'EASY' - She is
'HORIZONTALLY ACCESSIBLE.'
3. She is not a 'DUMB BLONDE' - She is a
'LIGHT-HAIRED DETOUR OFF THE INFORMATION SUPERHIGHWAY.'
4. She has not 'BEEN AROUND' - She is a
'PREVIOUSLY-ENJOYED COMPANION.'
5. She does not 'NAG' you - She becomes
' VERBALLY REPETITIVE.'
6. She is not a 'TWO-BIT HOOKER' - She is a
' LOW COST PROVIDER.'
HOW TO SPEAK ABOUT MEN AND BE POLITICALLY CORRECT:
1. He does not have a 'BEER GUT' - He has developed a
'LIQUID GRAIN STORAGE FACILITY.'
2. He is not a 'BAD DANCER' - He is
' OVERLY CAUCASIAN.'
3.. He does not 'GET LOST ALL THE TIME' - He
' INVESTIGATES ALTERNATIVE DESTINATIONS.'
4. He is not 'BALDING' - He is in
'FOLLICLE REGRESSION.'
5. He does not act like a 'TOTAL ASS' - He develops a case of
RECTAL-CRANIAL INVERSION.'
6. It's not his 'CRACK' you see hanging out of his pants - It's
'TROUSER CLEAVAGE.'
Well some verbally repetitive ads on the radio this morning for Hillary had me debating if I could shoot my radio and not hurt my 4Runner. It is pretty telling when half the ad is in Spanish what they are going for.
Silverback
Lima Gulf Bravo Foxtrot Juliet Bravo
Hellary. Typo.
TacoXpo
HOAX DENIER
Chip, chip, chip...
Supreme Court rules in redistricting case: Illegal immigrants, other non-citizens can be counted
Supreme Court rules illegal immigrants, other non-citizens can be counted for apportionment
Supreme Court rules in redistricting case: Illegal immigrants, other non-citizens can be counted
Supreme Court rules illegal immigrants, other non-citizens can be counted for apportionment
Freaking kidding me. Come on; let's flush this one and start over.
Taco Loco
Tired and Lazy, married to ‘The Laundry Fairy’
BS!
Silverback
Lima Gulf Bravo Foxtrot Juliet Bravo
ooooh!!
Always good to get down and talk to the voters. Lol
Silverback
Lima Gulf Bravo Foxtrot Juliet Bravo
Well her mouth is moving...
TacoXpo
HOAX DENIER
When Bernie implements Equality for All, I hope I can pass on the meth portion.
Cops: South Carolina Man, 58, Applied For Loan So He Could Purchase Meth
Cops: South Carolina Man, 58, Applied For Loan So He Could Purchase Meth
Taco Loco
Tired and Lazy, married to ‘The Laundry Fairy’
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