Fuck, my MIL is still recovering from her mini stroke (she's getting a lot better) but she's still doing goofy shit. She was going to have this roofing company come out and spray some gel on her shingles and replace a couple of roof boots...for $5 fucking grand. We only found out about it because of an offhand comment she made.
My wife chewed her ass out for a while because she didn't call me again to ask. I had to meet the roofer and get out of the contract she signed today after work.
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