Don't forget to respond to the PM about TOR Christmas. I need someplace to ship the package. Want me to drop a high capacity magazine and a few hollow points in the package to make sure the State Police deliver it in person?
TO-R Christmas 2017
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Don't forget to respond to the PM about TOR Christmas. I need someplace to ship the package. Want me to drop a high capacity magazine and a few hollow points in the package to make sure the State Police deliver it in person?
TacoXpo
HOAX DENIER
Maybe we can find a little nose candy to sprinkle on the outside of the package too. 
Oswego
n00b
PM inbound in 2 min - thanks again! Please leave the felonies out if you don't mind.
No thanks....I never had an issue with not having enough energy.
Silverback
Lima Gulf Bravo Foxtrot Juliet Bravo
Just put on the outside of the box "Fragile... Glass dildos"
Silverback
Lima Gulf Bravo Foxtrot Juliet Bravo
Dear Santa,
How are you? How is Mrs. Claus? I hope everyone, from the reindeer to
the elves, is fine. I have been a very good boy this year. I would like an
X-Box 360 with Call of Duty IV and an iPhone 4 for Christmas. I hope
youremember that come Christmas Day.
Merry Christmas,
Timmy Jones
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Dear Timmy,
Thank you for you letter. Mrs. Claus, the reindeer and the elves are all
fine and thank you for asking about them. Santa is a little worried about
all the time you spend playing video games and texting. Santa wouldn't
want you to get fat. Since you have indeed been a good boy, I think I'll
bring you something you can go outside and play with.
Merry Christmas,
Santa Claus
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Mr. Claus,
Seeing that I have fulfilled the "Naughty vs. Nice" contract, set by
you Imight add, I feel confident that you can see your way clear to granting
mewhat I have asked for. I certainly wouldn't want to turn this joyous
season into one of litigation. Also, don't you think that a jibe at my weight
coming from an overweight man who goes out once a year is a bit trite?
Respectfully,
Tim Jones
**************************************
Mr. Jones,
While I have acknowledged you have met the "nice" criteria, need I
remind you that your Christmas list is a request and in no way is it a
guarantee of services provided. Should you wish to pursue legal action, well, that
is your right. Please know, however, that my attorneys have been on
retainerever since the Burgermeister Meisterburger incident and will be more
thanhappy to take you on in open court.
Additionally, the exercise I alluded to will not only improve your
health,but also improve your social skills and potentially help clear up a
complexion that looks like the bottom of the Burger King fry bin most
days.
Very Truly Yours,
S Claus
************************************
Now look here, Fat Man, I told you what I want and I expect you to
bringit. I was attempting to be polite about this but you brought my looks
andmy friends into this. Now you just be disrespecting me. I'm about to
tweetmy boys and we're gonna be waiting for your fat ass and I'm taking my
game console, my game, my phone, and whatever else I want. WHATEVER I WANT,
MAN!
T-Bone
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Listen Pizza Face,
Seriously??? You think a dude that breaks into every house in the
worldon one night and never gets caught sweats a skinny G-banger wannabe?
"Hesees you when you're sleeping; He knows when you're awake." Sound
familiar, genius? You know what kind of resources I have at my disposal. I got
your shit wired, Jack. I go all around the world and see ways to hurt people
that if I described them right now, you'd throw up your Totino's pizza
rollall over the carpet of your mom's basement. You're not getting what you
asked for, but I'm still stopping by your crib to stomp a mud hole in
your ass and then walk it dry. Chew on that, Petunia.
S Clizzy
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Dear Santa,
Bring me whatever you see fit. I'll appreciate anything.
Timmy
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Timmy,
That's what I thought, you little bastard.
Santa
How are you? How is Mrs. Claus? I hope everyone, from the reindeer to
the elves, is fine. I have been a very good boy this year. I would like an
X-Box 360 with Call of Duty IV and an iPhone 4 for Christmas. I hope
youremember that come Christmas Day.
Merry Christmas,
Timmy Jones
***********************************
Dear Timmy,
Thank you for you letter. Mrs. Claus, the reindeer and the elves are all
fine and thank you for asking about them. Santa is a little worried about
all the time you spend playing video games and texting. Santa wouldn't
want you to get fat. Since you have indeed been a good boy, I think I'll
bring you something you can go outside and play with.
Merry Christmas,
Santa Claus
******************************************
Mr. Claus,
Seeing that I have fulfilled the "Naughty vs. Nice" contract, set by
you Imight add, I feel confident that you can see your way clear to granting
mewhat I have asked for. I certainly wouldn't want to turn this joyous
season into one of litigation. Also, don't you think that a jibe at my weight
coming from an overweight man who goes out once a year is a bit trite?
Respectfully,
Tim Jones
**************************************
Mr. Jones,
While I have acknowledged you have met the "nice" criteria, need I
remind you that your Christmas list is a request and in no way is it a
guarantee of services provided. Should you wish to pursue legal action, well, that
is your right. Please know, however, that my attorneys have been on
retainerever since the Burgermeister Meisterburger incident and will be more
thanhappy to take you on in open court.
Additionally, the exercise I alluded to will not only improve your
health,but also improve your social skills and potentially help clear up a
complexion that looks like the bottom of the Burger King fry bin most
days.
Very Truly Yours,
S Claus
************************************
Now look here, Fat Man, I told you what I want and I expect you to
bringit. I was attempting to be polite about this but you brought my looks
andmy friends into this. Now you just be disrespecting me. I'm about to
tweetmy boys and we're gonna be waiting for your fat ass and I'm taking my
game console, my game, my phone, and whatever else I want. WHATEVER I WANT,
MAN!
T-Bone
*********************************************
Listen Pizza Face,
Seriously??? You think a dude that breaks into every house in the
worldon one night and never gets caught sweats a skinny G-banger wannabe?
"Hesees you when you're sleeping; He knows when you're awake." Sound
familiar, genius? You know what kind of resources I have at my disposal. I got
your shit wired, Jack. I go all around the world and see ways to hurt people
that if I described them right now, you'd throw up your Totino's pizza
rollall over the carpet of your mom's basement. You're not getting what you
asked for, but I'm still stopping by your crib to stomp a mud hole in
your ass and then walk it dry. Chew on that, Petunia.
S Clizzy
***************************************
Dear Santa,
Bring me whatever you see fit. I'll appreciate anything.
Timmy
*************************************
Timmy,
That's what I thought, you little bastard.
Santa
That is awesome. lmao
All items have been shipped with exception to the 2nd half of @SecretSquirrel 's present. He will get the DFW beer mixed pack when I come down to Houston next. @SamSter0077 should have received the Eastwing long handled camp axe and collapsible marshmallow cooking sticks yesterday or today.
CowboyTaco
Well-Known Member
You forgot my UCAs!
My sammich maker will like them on her Tacoma.
She does keep reminding me I have a Bilstein lift in the garage I need to install on the Tacoma. I just have not found time to do it in the last year or so.
Texoma
IG: triplecchopshop
My sammich maker will like them on her Tacoma.
I've got stuff that's been waiting for install for over a year, and no plan on doing it anytime soon. Of course, it's little shit, but still.
Silverback
Lima Gulf Bravo Foxtrot Juliet Bravo
I am guilty of doing this as well. New Years resolution will be to fix/build some shit on the Taco.
Oswego
n00b
I am guilty of doing this as well. New Years resolution will be to fix/build some shit on the Taco.
X2....
and on next years as well
SamSter0077
Frack me..
Thank you sir!
SamSter0077
Frack me..
CowboyTaco
Well-Known Member
My sammich maker will like them on her Tacoma.
Come on up to Keller after you get back from BB.
I am probably going to get a spring compressor and knock it out in January after I get back from BBRSP.