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TacoXpo

HOAX DENIER
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While I was getting supplies today I saw this lonely tape. I chuckled thinking if I was Sean, I would’ve picked up the tape and forget that I was there to buy a water heater!!! lol
 

Silverback

Lima Gulf Bravo Foxtrot Juliet Bravo
Ok. I have two of those. Don’t really like them. I’ll take a FatMax over them all day.

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TacoXpo

HOAX DENIER

Silverback

Lima Gulf Bravo Foxtrot Juliet Bravo
Very true.. its a newer version.
 

Anathollo

Armorall is my choice of lube
Staff member
Ok. I have two of those. Don’t really like them. I’ll take a FatMax over them all day.

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Really? I love mine. Fat Max is the longest lasting but that flex tape is so damn handy with tight corners. It's what I've been using for two years.

The DeWalt tapes are garbage...
 

Silverback

Lima Gulf Bravo Foxtrot Juliet Bravo
I guess if you need it to flex it does just that. But I'm normally just measuring in a straight line, and I need it stiff.. like my dick. lol
 

Anathollo

Armorall is my choice of lube
Staff member
I guess if you need it to flex it does just that. But I'm normally just measuring in a straight line, and I need it stiff.. like my dick. lol
Sometimes it's so long you need a bit of flex to get all of it at once ;)
 

Silverback

Lima Gulf Bravo Foxtrot Juliet Bravo
After 13' I can't even see the end of it. I just hope I'm pissing in the toilet.
 

Anathollo

Armorall is my choice of lube
Staff member
After 13' I can't even see the end of it. I just hope I'm pissing in the toilet.
I usually feel some moisture and know my dad in the right place lol
 

Silverback

Lima Gulf Bravo Foxtrot Juliet Bravo
I normally just step outside and not worry.. but the tape measure lets me put a piece of blue tape on the tile and then just "wing it". Wife does seem to yell in the middle of the night when the floor is wet. Sorry.. it was cold last night. Fuck.. women. They just don't get it.
 

Oswego

n00b
I like the fat max but they do suck then you try and measure inside corners and you need to bend the tape 90*. Last week my batteries in my laser measuring tool were dead so I had to measure a 57" header that was 8' above the ground. Had to hold the dumb end of the tape to the soffit/wall with a roll of blue prints in my left hand while flexing the smart end 90* in my right then squinting to read/guess what dimension it was on the bent tape. Got so used to using my laser and measuring stick for that stuff I forgot how much using a tape measure for accurate dimensions suck in those applications.

Best money I've spent so far on measuring equipment Nedo F380213-185 - Measure Fix Compact 10ft Telescopic Rule (24" to 119")

and for the money (free with my Stabila level) my favorite measuring tool Stabila LD-220 LASER DISTANCE MEASURE STA06220 - Ohio Pow...
 

achirdo

2WD FTW

Oswego

n00b
I should not have clicked that link.

Yea they are the Bentley of tools for sure. I miss my old Hilti stuff. The guys here were buying their chemical anchors through a middle man - once I heard that I put it to a stop and got an account opened. Doubtful this owner will ever allow us to buy the best tools possible. I'm just glad I weaned him off Bosch lasers when I could. The Stabila lasers have been 10X better IMHO. I don't miss my old DeWalt laser either. Green is where it is at. Only thing now is I need to be careful playing with it at night outdoors so I don't tag any aircraft. Soon as I turn it on it throws a line 180* up into the sky and also a dot laser strait up into the sky.
 
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