TO-R Christmas 2018

[Taco Loco]

If I win the box of recycled Taco Bell, please pay it forward to @Taco Loco He loves a good box of tacos.

I like to regift items, and it's the season to give to others who like to 'keep it weird'.

 

[Oswego]

I like to regift items, and it's the season to give to others who like to 'keep it weird'.

thats why I wear the red penis Velcro patch I got for Christmas last year when I play paintball.

Everyone looks at me weird and I just laugh. Does a good job keeping the kids away or should I say the parents do a good job keeping the kids away from me

 

[tx_shooter]

@bakerla come on down! Day 2.

Day 3 announced on Friday.

 

[tx_shooter]

Day 3 - @UTTaco34

Sorry - work is trying to kill me this week. I am taking off early this afternoon and will get to the UPS store before they close for shipping.

 

[Oswego]

Day 3 - @UTTaco34

Sorry - work is trying to kill me this week. I am taking off early this afternoon and will get to the UPS store before they close for shipping.

Please.......you aren't Amazon

No need to go crazy or worry about same day shipping IMHO. People should be happy just getting some cool free stuff.

Anyone who wants to complain can send them here & see what happens FBI - Tips

 

[UTTaco34]

Day 3 - @UTTaco34

Sorry - work is trying to kill me this week. I am taking off early this afternoon and will get to the UPS store before they close for shipping.

I’m that dude, that literally hasn’t ever won a dollar on a scratch off, so this is kinda awesome. No hurry at all from my front.

 

[CowboyTaco]

I’m that dude, that literally hasn’t ever won a dollar on a scratch off, so this is kinda awesome. No hurry at all from my front.

You did score a sweet deal on a used lift... still rockin the Ironmans?

 

[UTTaco34]

You did score a sweet deal on a used lift... still rockin the Ironmans?

Yessir. 2 trips to Big Bend, one to Guadalupe Mountains/LNF and too manly to count to PINS and still working great.

 

[tx_shooter]

All packages are shipped as of now. Will message tracking info to each person when I get home.

Completely unrelated, dildos are expensive to ship. Apparently life like BBC means the weight makes them expensive.

 

[bakerla]

All packages are shipped as of now. Will message tracking info to each person when I get home.

Completely unrelated, dildos are expensive to ship. Apparently life like BBC means the weight makes them expensive.

How's that unrelated?

 

[Silverback]

You might want to wash it off once you get it @bakerla

 

[tx_shooter]

How's that unrelated?

Funny story - so I was standing in line for a while because the UPS store was stupid packed. Once the clerk started processing the three packages she asked me what was inside the first one - I answered off road type stuff. The older lady behind me kept crowding me as the store was getting more and more packed with people. The clerk asked about the second package - answered with bags and off road type stuff. The clerk asked about the third package but I could not hear her over everyone in the store talking. She raised her voice asking about the third package so I loudly answered in an NCO voice like I was trying to unfuck some fuckstick across the parking lot - POCKET PUSSY. Damn that place got quiet. The clerk looked at me and said what? So I responded a little quieter - a personal sexual gratification device. She hung her head and started laughing. That old lady that was right behind me backed up a few feet to give me some breathing room. LOL

So yeah - no BBC got shipped today but it was an interesting experience at the UPS store. Now I really need to get a pocket pussy to ship out for TOR Christmas.

 

[Silverback]

LMFAO that she put it on the receipt.

 

[Silverback]

What is gonna be REALLY funny is when some UPS warehouse guy reads this... and it never makes the truck and @txshooter has to go file a claim.

 

[Anathollo]

 

[bakerla]

I'll take the Riley Reid model

 

[Silverback]

Man I am out out the time.. I had to Google Riley Reid. I'm thinking the Christy Canyon model. Christy Canyon is the only old school pron star I can think off. Wait.. Jenna Jameson model! Yes.. in the 2000's now!!

 

[CowboyTaco]

Funny story - so I was standing in line for a while because the UPS store was stupid packed. Once the clerk started processing the three packages she asked me what was inside the first one - I answered off road type stuff. The older lady behind me kept crowding me as the store was getting more and more packed with people. The clerk asked about the second package - answered with bags and off road type stuff. The clerk asked about the third package but I could not hear her over everyone in the store talking. She raised her voice asking about the third package so I loudly answered in an NCO voice like I was trying to unfuck some fuckstick across the parking lot - POCKET PUSSY. Damn that place got quiet. The clerk looked at me and said what? So I responded a little quieter - a personal sexual gratification device. She hung her head and started laughing. That old lady that was right behind me backed up a few feet to give me some breathing room. LOL

So yeah - no BBC got shipped today but it was an interesting experience at the UPS store. Now I really need to get a pocket pussy to ship out for TOR Christmas.

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Literally laughing my ass off.

 

[Oswego]

Oh man.........everyone gets a gift this year so long as they read that

Glad I didn't win for once in my life.

 

[tx_shooter]

I am pretty sure the work hours this month is making me a little delirious.