Stole this from another post.
"I don't mind if ppl own trucks I just don't understand why they need to be automatic... that's my issue right there why not manual? Why does the average joe need an automatic truck? Makes no sense."
"Not to mention the high capacity gas tanks!! Wtf!? They can drive into people for so long. We need a 1 gal max capacity gas tank and need their ignition key to unlock the gas tank so they can’t refuel as quickly and rampage on. Make our streets safe again! MOSSA!"
"Did you see how high cap the towing is? Who needs to tow 11k lbs? That's absolutely insane. You could literally tow two more assault trucks with your 1 assault truck. THAT'S THREE ASSAULT TRUCKS!"
"What about those vertical grips for getting in and out quicker? And black. Black trucks are scary. They should make them out of wood instead."
"Not to mention assault lift kits and assault brush guards. No body
needs that."
"When the founding fathers imagined our roads, the imagined horse drawn carriages, not your standard civilian driving F150s!"
"Buy all the 80% f-250 chassis you can!!!!"
"Why does anyone need more than one truck?"
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